I’m the Fucker in Charge of All You Fucking Fucks™ isn't JUST a candle, it's a statement!

Offered by The Dirty Candle Company - Being Politically Incorrect Never Smelled So Good!

*IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:*
Please note: purchasing our "Rush My Order" add-on (available only for USA orders) located on our main page will not guarantee no delays during transit. It will, however, guarantee shipment within the timeframe listed.

Note: If this is a gift, please add a note to your order with the following: "To: (Recipients Name)", "From: (Giver's Name) and a short note you would like added (note optional). Price will not be included in the package.

Scent: Brazilian Coffee

Size:
8oz: Contains 8 fluid ounces, jars are 3.52 inches tall and 2.83 inches in diameter.
4oz: Contains approximately 4 fluid ounces, jars are 2.75 inches tall and 2.16 inches in diameter.
Our candles are lovingly and carefully hand-poured and labeled in small batches to ensure quality.

Materials: Glass jar, metal twist top lid, USA grown soy wax, cotton wick and fragrance oil.

Use: Please burn candles responsibly. Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each burn. Please see warning label on the bottom of each candle for safety instructions. To get the most out of your new candle, burn candle until entire top layer is melted or the candle will tunnel otherwise your burn time will be reduced dramatically.

Our soy wax and cotton wicks burn nice and clean and eco-friendly! Wax can easily be cleaned out of the jar with hot soapy water and the jar can be reused or recycled. Due to the nature of soy wax, you may notice "frosting" or a spot where the wax has pulled slightly away from the jar. This is completely normal for soy wax and will not affect your candle's scent throw (how much it smells) or the quality of the candle in any way.

Shipping: Packages are shipped through USPS. Packages will be shipped via First Class or by Priority Mail, based on weight. FREE SHIPPING on all orders of $35 or more!