Go the Fuck to Sleep™ isn't JUST a candle, it's a plead and a prayer for a moment of relaxation before bedtime! Though there are many duplicates, we are the home (and creators) of the original Go the Fuck to Sleep candle!
Offered by The Dirty Candle Company - Being Politically Incorrect Never Smelled So Good!
*IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:*
Please note: purchasing our "Rush My Order" add-on (available only for USA orders) located on our main page will not guarantee no delays during transit. It will, however, guarantee shipment within the timeframe listed.
SCENT: Lavender & Chamomile (a wonderful relaxing fragrance enriched with lavender, chamomile and other natural herbs - smells very similar to Johnson & Johnson's "Bedtime Bath")
CANDLE SIZES (please see pictures for size differences before ordering):
8oz STANDARD: Gives the strongest scent when burning due to more surface area. Contains 8 fluid ounces, jars are 3.52 inches tall and 2.83 inches in diameter.
4oz MINI: Contains approximately 4 fluid ounces, jars are 2.75 inches tall and 2.16 inches in diameter.
GIFTS: If your purchase is being sent to the recipient as a gift, please click the box that says; "This order is a gift" box in your cart before checkout then click "Add a gift note" (optional). Do NOT include your gift note in "note to seller" section. Please include your name in the note as it will not otherwise be shown to the recipient (example: Love, Bob). Price will not be included in the package.
INSTRUCTIONS: Please burn candles responsibly. Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each burn. Please see warning label on the bottom of each candle for safety instructions. To get the most out of your new candle, burn candle until entire top layer is melted. If the entire top layer is not melted when you extinguish the candle, the wax may tunnel and your burn time will be reduced dramatically.
USA SHIPPING:
Packages sent to USA addresses are shipped through USPS. Packages will be shipped via First Class or by Priority Mail, based on weight. FREE SHIPPING on all orders of $35 or more!
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
Orders outside the USA usually arrive 2-3 weeks after your package has been shipped and in certain cases/countries delivery can take 30-90 days. You will receive a tracking notification once your item has been shipped. Please be aware, we are not in control of the packages once they leave our shop. Late deliveries on international orders will not be refunded. VAT, import or customs fees may be levied on international orders and they are the responsibility of the customer to pay. Items returned due to incorrect addresses or failure to pay VAT, import or customs fees will not be resent without requiring the customer to repay shipping fees.
MATERIALS: USA made glass jar with metal twist top lid, USA grown high quality soy wax (eco-friendly!), cotton wick and fragrance/essential oils.
Our candles are lovingly and carefully hand-poured and labeled in small batches to ensure quality. Wax can easily be cleaned out of the jar with hot soapy water and the jar can be reused or recycled. Due to the nature of soy wax, you may notice "frosting" or a spot where the wax has pulled slightly away from the jar. This is completely normal for soy wax and will not affect your candle's scent throw (how much it smells) or the quality of the candle in any way.