Give your friend a replacement for that prick ex of theirs. This Prick in a Box won't fart, talk back or cheat. Send a hug and a laugh with this cactus prick pun breakup box, which now includes a set of 48 funny plant pun stickers! This thoughtfully wrapped Prick in a Box SHIPS FREE in the US and arrives as a darling live cactus plant with a card flag that tells it like it is, and includes a personalized gift note from you, it's the perfect prick-me up! Perfect to send to someone going through a divorce, experiencing dating woes or having a crisis with an ex. (Also great for someone who is NOT looking forward to an anniversary milestone, or meeting an ex's new squeeze at an upcoming event, a lonely Christmas or Valentine's Day, etc.)
🌵🌵 ** Also see our MEGA BREAKUP CARE PACKAGE with additional gifts of a cactus pen and a "bag of pricks" - Click to see here: https://bit.ly/megabreakup
🌵 DESCRIPTION 🌵
Planted in a petite little pot, this cactus prick is charming with a sarcastic and biting sense of humor and is usually anatomically familiar (depending on cactus varieties in season and availability). Cactus may not be exactly as pictured but will be similar). He fits perfectly on a desk or table and provides a little chuckle as needed with a flag tag that says one of these phrases (choose one when ordering):
~ "This little Prick won't fart, talk back or cheat on you. You're welcome."
~ "Don't Let the Pricks Get You Down"
~ "What a Prick! Nobody needs that."
~ "Congrats on dumping that Prick"
~ "You didn't need that little Prick anyway."
~ "This is the only Prick you are now allowed to date."
~ "Chicks before Pricks"
~ "Sorry he turned out to be a Prick. You deserve better."
~ "We never liked that Prick anyway."
~ "He was a real Prick. You deserve so much better."
🌵 PACKAGE and PERSONALIZATION DETAILS 🌵
Handmade in Redondo Beach, CA, it is carefully wrapped in colored tissue, tied with ribbon and “Be Careful” stickers so your friend doesn’t get poked, and is a one-and-done gift! Wrapped as a gift it includes care instructions and a personalized note from you (mark your item as a Gift and put your Gift Message either there or in the Personalization section when ordering).
🌵 EASY-CARE PLANT 🌵
This plant is easy to care for (mist it's soil once a week and give it 4-6 hours of sunshine daily). It’s really hard to kill these little guys, so no need for your friend to be a green thumb.
📦 FREE SHIPPING anywhere in the U.S. 📦
FREE SHIPPING on this item, makes it a quick and easy gift from you, no matter the distance (US delivery only). Item is custom made and usually ships out within 1-2 days of your order.
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🌵 🌵 MULTIPLES and SPECIAL ORDERS FOR BACHELORETTE or DIVORCE PARTIES: 🌵 🌵
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