Everybody Farts!

The Holidays are here! What do you get the person who has everything? A blanket to fart on the Family, obviously!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious Christmas gift for the Farters in your life.

Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

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"Made my Dad laugh non stop. He's one of those dads that loves to fart and blame us!" - Brittany

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"This blanket is HILARIOUS! My husband is always gassy so I got this as a gag gift for one of his Christmas presents. The blanket is amazingly soft!! Great quality! Highly recommend!" - Magen
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What's in the Box?

- A BIG, soft throw blanket. 60" x 80" to be exact!
- Dutch Oven Kits Recipe Card Featuring The Classic Dutch Oven + 3 more ways to fart on your favorite people!
- Stickers!
- *Farts not included.*

*Our blankets do not make fart noises or trap farts in any special way. They're awesome blankets packaged with hilarious goodies!


Your Choice of 3 Great Blanket Colors:

Tactical Green
Cracked Rat (Gray)
Silent But Deadly (Black)

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- All of our fleece throw blankets are 100% Microfiber fleece, Machine Washable and Tumble Dryable (Just in case)!

- Orders are shipped in unmarked bags to keep your Christmas gift a surprise!

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A great gift idea for:

Christmas
White Elephant Gifts
Dirty Secret Santa Gifts
Father's Day
Birthdays
Housewarming
Anniversary
Get Well Soon
Groomsman
Wedding Gifts
Thank You Gifts
April Fool's
Yankee Swap
Valentines Day
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FAQ:

1. Do your blankets have any special fart stopping or noise making properties?

- In a word, No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to Dad's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

- They also DO NOT make fart noises. Dad provides the fart effects with his own butt.


2. Do you ship Internationally?

- Not right now. The shipping cost is sky high right now and there are also tariff & import fees. We would love to ship internationally, but right now it's just too expensive.

3. Do you offer Expedited Shipping options?

- Yes. However shipping carriers can not guarantee delivery dates so we DO NOT offer shipping refunds if your item doesn't arrive on time.


4. How Big Are Your Blankets?

-All of our blankets are 60" x 80", 100% microfiber fleece and machine washable. They're BIG and Super Soft!


5. Do your blankets make fart sounds or smells?

- No. All farts sounds and smells are provided by Dad…. Or the person He's snuggling with!


6. Can I ship to multiple addresses in 1 order?

- No. If you need items shipped to multiple addresses, please place separate orders. Due to a high volume of orders, we are unable to split orders into multiple addresses.